Scars Always Have A Story
Sunday, May 5, 2013
A Hilarious conversation
I thought I'd show you all a bit into my nerd life, and my thoughts, and a hilarious conversation between me, my best friend, and her mother
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Sydnie Jones
I was just looking at pictures of Lothlorien and realized: I would totally trip, tumble, fall, and die (even if I was an elf) down those spiral staircases.
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Yar scurvey self be aprreciat'in this.
Sydnie Jones
Katelyn Smith
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Katelyn Smith
me too
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Sydnie Jones
I guess this is why we were spared.... coming to this earth instead of Middle Earth. We wouldn't have survived.... and most likely would have turned out to be Hobbits.
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Amie Wells Chandler
to be an elf you start by standing straight and then walk very slowly.
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Sydnie Jones
Yeah I tried that once. Ended in a fiery blaze
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Sydnie Jones
Strangest part is that I have a harder time keeping my balance when I am standing still more than when I am moving.
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Amie Wells Chandler
so sorry...maybe you need to be a dwarf.... bwahahahahahah
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Sydnie Jones
... In those mines!? Are you kidding me?! That'
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Katelyn Smith
and I horribly horribly despise feet!!
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Katelyn Smith
and so I wouldn't want to be a hobbit
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Sydnie Jones
I dont care for hairy things either..... unless it's pretty hair. And even then it's scary to touch it.
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Amie Wells Chandler
but they have "ooooo, shiney" in the mines
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Katelyn Smith
hahaha
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Sydnie Jones
BUT.... BUT... Hobbits get to eat and sleep and be stupidly happy... and when they dont want to be- they can go and hide in a dark hole! That
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Katelyn Smith
I could be a dwarf if I looked human... Because I wouldn't want to be a dwarvin woman because they have beards
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Katelyn Smith
I do have to agree with
Sydnie
on that one
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Sydnie Jones
and chest hair
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Katelyn Smith
EWWWWWWWWW
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Katelyn Smith
you're going to make me gag!!!
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Sydnie Jones
(honeymoon) me: Look at me and my sexy-self! -combing chest hair-
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Katelyn Smith
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! yeah... I don't think Thorin would like chest hair that much....
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Sydnie Jones
You and your husband can compare and share brushes
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Katelyn Smith
you're great! but I'll stick to Thorin being the only one with chest hair
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Sydnie Jones
braid each other's hair as a bonding moment
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Katelyn Smith
people have to think we're nuts
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Katelyn Smith
because we really are....
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Sydnie Jones
Could you imagine MOM as an elf? Isnt that weird?
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Katelyn Smith
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Sydnie Jones
I can totally see her as a hobbit though
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Katelyn Smith
that wouldn't work...she's the most hobbit like out of the three of us even though she is the tallest
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Sydnie Jones
Momma would be a happy Hobbit
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Katelyn Smith
she would be
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Katelyn Smith
i have to laugh that we had the same thought about mom
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Sydnie Jones
HAHA!
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John Chandler
?? Sauron. Totally.
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Sydnie Jones
Or Treebeard
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Amie Wells Chandler
QUIT DISSIN' ON DA MOM
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Katelyn Smith
WE LOVE DE MAMA!!
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Sydnie Jones
A hobbit is more a compliment really.
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Katelyn Smith
I have to agreew
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Amie Wells Chandler
okay, this hobbit is going to bed, after my three more meals.
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Sydnie Jones
We're only thinking of your happiness, Mother
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Sydnie Jones
Woo HOO!
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Katelyn Smith
hahahahha! See??? we are only thinking about your happiness!
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Amie Wells Chandler
Somehow I think you two have something different in mind. You are just trying to get out of trouble with the Mom!
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Katelyn Smith
no we're not O.O
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Sydnie Jones
No... seriously, mom. You would be happy as a Hobbit.
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John Chandler
I thought she already was.
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Sydnie Jones
OUCH! Okay... see, now that was a DIS
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Katelyn Smith
I have to agree with Syd on that one
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Sydnie Jones
But what can you expect of Sauron? The hobbits DESTROYED him in the end.
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Sydnie Jones
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Amie Wells Chandler
Okay Mr. Chandler; what did you mean by that comment? Hummmmm?
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Katelyn Smith
"You like pain? Try wearing a corset!"
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Katelyn Smith
hahahaha
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John Chandler
I was merely interjecting in the conversation.
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Amie Wells Chandler
Syd, are you now saying that
John Chandler
is Sauron? I think I am getting lost in this conversation.
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Katelyn Smith
but you commented so therefore you now have to be a part of it....
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Sydnie Jones
Yes, John is Sauron... can't you see it? He's like... the living incarnate.
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Katelyn Smith
she's so right ya know
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Amie Wells Chandler
John Chandler
, I think this is a losing conversation for all old people in it.
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Katelyn Smith
you're not old! you're a hobbit! John's old, he's Sauron
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John Chandler
I'm really lost, except for the Hobbit part.
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Amie Wells Chandler
agreed, that is why I am going to bed.
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Sydnie Jones
Katelyn, John needs eyedrops. HA
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Katelyn Smith
you're Sauron, Mom's a hobbit, Sydnie's an elf that is ready to trip over dead, and I'm a human looking dwarf married to Thorin!
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Katelyn Smith
hahahahah
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Sydnie Jones
Dont mingle with the nerd people. We dont make sense to what people call reality.
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Katelyn Smith
Couldn't have said it better my dear!!!
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Amie Wells Chandler
agreed on that count as well
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Sydnie Jones
We're like.... a weird virus that keeps genius' scratching their heads.... a mutation or hybrid.... LE GASP! ALEXANDRIA'S GENESIS! That's it.
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