Scars Always Have A Story

I thought I'd show you all a bit into my nerd life, and my thoughts, and a hilarious conversation between me, my best friend, and her mother

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Cap'n Sydnie Jones

I was just looking at pictures of Lothlorien and realized: I would totally trip, tumble, fall, and die (even if I was an elf) down those spiral staircases.

Go back on yer likin' · · Blabber t' yer mates · 26 shots o' rum ago ·

Yar scurvey self be aprreciat'in this.

Sydnie Jones Katelyn Smith

25 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Katelyn Smith me too

24 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Sydnie Jones I guess this is why we were spared.... coming to this earth instead of Middle Earth. We wouldn't have survived.... and most likely would have turned out to be Hobbits.

23 shots o' rum ago · Go back on yer likin' · 1

Amie Wells Chandler to be an elf you start by standing straight and then walk very slowly.

22 shots o' rum ago · Go back on yer likin' · 2

Sydnie Jones Yeah I tried that once. Ended in a fiery blaze

22 shots o' rum ago · Go back on yer likin' · 1

Sydnie Jones Strangest part is that I have a harder time keeping my balance when I am standing still more than when I am moving.

21 shots o' rum ago · Go back on yer likin' · 1

Amie Wells Chandler so sorry...maybe you need to be a dwarf.... bwahahahahahah

20 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Sydnie Jones ... In those mines!? Are you kidding me?! That'

20 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Katelyn Smith and I horribly horribly despise feet!!

19 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Katelyn Smith and so I wouldn't want to be a hobbit

19 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Sydnie Jones I dont care for hairy things either..... unless it's pretty hair. And even then it's scary to touch it.

19 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Amie Wells Chandler but they have "ooooo, shiney" in the mines

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Katelyn Smith hahaha

18 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Sydnie Jones BUT.... BUT... Hobbits get to eat and sleep and be stupidly happy... and when they dont want to be- they can go and hide in a dark hole! That

18 shots o' rum ago · Go back on yer likin' · 1

Katelyn Smith I could be a dwarf if I looked human... Because I wouldn't want to be a dwarvin woman because they have beards

18 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Katelyn Smith I do have to agree with Sydnie on that one

17 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Sydnie Jones and chest hair

17 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Katelyn Smith EWWWWWWWWW

17 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Katelyn Smith you're going to make me gag!!!

17 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Sydnie Jones (honeymoon) me: Look at me and my sexy-self! -combing chest hair-

17 shots o' rum ago · Go back on yer likin' · 1

Katelyn Smith HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! yeah... I don't think Thorin would like chest hair that much....

16 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Sydnie Jones You and your husband can compare and share brushes

16 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Katelyn Smith you're great! but I'll stick to Thorin being the only one with chest hair

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Sydnie Jones braid each other's hair as a bonding moment

16 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Katelyn Smith people have to think we're nuts

16 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Katelyn Smith because we really are....

15 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Sydnie Jones Could you imagine MOM as an elf? Isnt that weird?

15 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Katelyn Smith

15 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Sydnie Jones I can totally see her as a hobbit though

15 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Katelyn Smith that wouldn't work...she's the most hobbit like out of the three of us even though she is the tallest

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Sydnie Jones Momma would be a happy Hobbit

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Katelyn Smith she would be

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Katelyn Smith i have to laugh that we had the same thought about mom

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Sydnie Jones HAHA!

14 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Sydnie Jones John Chandler?? Sauron. Totally.

13 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Sydnie Jones Or Treebeard

13 shots o' rum ago · Go back on yer likin' · 1

Amie Wells Chandler QUIT DISSIN' ON DA MOM

13 shots o' rum ago · Go back on yer likin' · 2

Katelyn Smith WE LOVE DE MAMA!!

13 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Sydnie Jones A hobbit is more a compliment really.

13 shots o' rum ago · Go back on yer likin' · 2

Katelyn Smith I have to agreew

13 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Amie Wells Chandler okay, this hobbit is going to bed, after my three more meals.

12 shots o' rum ago · Go back on yer likin' · 2

Sydnie Jones We're only thinking of your happiness, Mother

12 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Sydnie Jones Woo HOO!

12 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Katelyn Smith hahahahha! See??? we are only thinking about your happiness!

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Amie Wells Chandler Somehow I think you two have something different in mind. You are just trying to get out of trouble with the Mom!

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Katelyn Smith no we're not O.O

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Sydnie Jones No... seriously, mom. You would be happy as a Hobbit.

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John Chandler I thought she already was.

10 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Sydnie Jones OUCH! Okay... see, now that was a DIS

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Katelyn Smith I have to agree with Syd on that one

9 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Sydnie Jones But what can you expect of Sauron? The hobbits DESTROYED him in the end.

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Sydnie Jones

9 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Amie Wells Chandler Okay Mr. Chandler; what did you mean by that comment? Hummmmm?

9 shots o' rum ago · Arr! · 1

Katelyn Smith "You like pain? Try wearing a corset!"

8 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Katelyn Smith hahahaha

8 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

John Chandler I was merely interjecting in the conversation.

8 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Amie Wells Chandler Syd, are you now saying that John Chandleris Sauron? I think I am getting lost in this conversation.

8 shots o' rum ago · Go back on yer likin' · 1

Katelyn Smith but you commented so therefore you now have to be a part of it....

7 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Sydnie Jones Yes, John is Sauron... can't you see it? He's like... the living incarnate.

7 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Katelyn Smith she's so right ya know

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Amie Wells Chandler John Chandler, I think this is a losing conversation for all old people in it.

7 shots o' rum ago · Arr!

Katelyn Smith you're not old! you're a hobbit! John's old, he's Sauron

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John Chandler I'm really lost, except for the Hobbit part.

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Amie Wells Chandler agreed, that is why I am going to bed.

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Sydnie Jones Katelyn, John needs eyedrops. HA

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Katelyn Smith you're Sauron, Mom's a hobbit, Sydnie's an elf that is ready to trip over dead, and I'm a human looking dwarf married to Thorin!

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Katelyn Smith hahahahah

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Sydnie Jones Dont mingle with the nerd people. We dont make sense to what people call reality.

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Katelyn Smith Couldn't have said it better my dear!!!

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Amie Wells Chandler agreed on that count as well

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Sydnie Jones We're like.... a weird virus that keeps genius' scratching their heads.... a mutation or hybrid.... LE GASP! ALEXANDRIA'S GENESIS! That's it.

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Scars Always Have A Story

Sunday, May 5, 2013

A Hilarious conversation

Cap'n Sydnie Jones

I was just looking at pictures of Lothlorien and realized: I would totally trip, tumble, fall, and die (even if I was an elf) down those spiral staircases.